Anything Randomn :)
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how the world looks from my suicidal eyes
- razor: you can slit your wrists with me
- bridge: you can jump off me and fall to your death
- train: you can walk in front of me
- building: you can jump off my roof and fall to your death
- cliff: you can also jump off me and fall to your death
- truck: you can walk in front of me
- bathtub: you can bring that hair dryer in here if you like
- tree: you can hang yourself from my sturdy branches
- pills: you can swallow all of me
- knife: use me to stab yourself in the stomach
- bleach: drink me
- plastic bag: use me to cease your breathing
- wall: smash your head into me over and over and over
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I have 2 modes on tumblr.
Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.
Or reblogging everything in sight.
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During the rare times I do work out, I lie down to do ab exercises, and then I don’t want to get back up and do strength training. @^@ ;;
“ Humpty Dumpty
How bad is your vision without your glasses?
………its not very good……….
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